I need an actor!

I'm looking for the King or Queen of the silver screen. (Failing that someone who can walk about ten feet without tripping over.)

It's for the single shot piece that I'd like to make at the University campus library or Rawlings library on the south side of town. You can choose. All I want to do is record you asking for the film section, then picking out a book entitled 'How to film a single take short film.' and check it out as the camera follows you from around the other side of the book shelf & that is it. There's no cash being offered, but the Oscars are calling your name. However in exchange for your time I can volunteer mine, if you need a spare pair of hands in front of or behind the camera, or are stuck for ideas for your film (I've got a bunch bubbling away in the back of my mind) I'm willing to help you out.